mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
Can you imagine if Benedict and his future wife are cooking and she goes “cut these tomatoes for me babe” and he’s all like “er…sure”
HAHA I’M SORRY BUT…JUST….IT’S SO FUNNY BECAUSE OF ALL THE FLAWS FOR HIM TO HAVE, IT’S THAT HE CAN’T CUT TOMOATOES
OR DRAW CHEESE
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
start a mosh pit at my funeral or we aren’t real friends
one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements
If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.
#life hack
what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it
Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO
